And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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