I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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