All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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