She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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