you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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