Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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