he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Sober January is a disaster.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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