She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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