Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
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Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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