Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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