new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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