my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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