so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
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So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
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are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.