Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.