Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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