Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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