You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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