my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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