She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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