But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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