i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
