Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
My orgasm happened in two different decades
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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