Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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