ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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