Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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