I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.