we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah