I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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