I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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