Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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