dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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