yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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