I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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