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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed

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• (906): View more from Michigan

  After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.

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