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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam

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  enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening

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• (917): View more from New York City

  SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  We named our party play list daddy issues

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• (805): View more from California

  they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??

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• (415): View more from California

  i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.

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• (585): View more from New York

  A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u

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  U act like I can cum on command

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.

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