summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.