Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(404): View more from Georgia

after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives

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(224): View more from Illinois

Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Why am I in a dog kennel?

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

It was for your own safety

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(315): View more from New York

The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob

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(605): View more from South Dakota

I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.

(806): View more from Texas

That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.

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(650): View more from California

He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!

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