I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.