ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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