I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize