The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Randomize
