Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
pray to the hookup gods
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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