i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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