I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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