so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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