Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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