so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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