i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
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If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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