Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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