I swear she didn't look like that last week.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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