you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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