Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
how does that bad decision feel?
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