I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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