there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
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I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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