If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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