id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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