Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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