Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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