I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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