question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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