And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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